Sleeping dictionary for english???

It was last Friday, after the Friday prayer; one of my housemate asked me “do you want to see Jessica Alba in action?”

“Jessica alba? In action?? What did you mean?” Innocently I replied.

“You should watch this” he handed me Aqil external hardisk. “Copy this movie, this is the uncensored version and enjoy youself” he smiled and walked away.

With full curiosity and innocently, I played the movie. It starts by showing an Englishman arrived in a native port somewhere in the middle of jungle in Sarawak. I dazzled. What is the significant of dictionary and Iban?? I don’t understand? But as the story goes on….

Ooooo….(an expression)

Sleeping dictionary refer to a native girl that sleep with an English officer in order to teach him the native language. And in this movie, Jessica Alba is the sleeping dictionary. Wow!!!

Just by covering half of her breast until her upper thigh with only a single ‘sarong’, omg she is so sexy. I can’t take my eyes off her.

But there is a scene that I really irritated the most, that is when Salima (Jessica Alba) make love with Tuscot (hero of the movie). This is what my housemate means by ‘Jessica alba in action’. I don’t know how to describe it. But I can conclude that it is more like watching porno than a movie. I understand the purpose of the director putting this scene. Maybe he wants to show that the native girl is not only good teaching in language but also good in bed. Moderate is enough, but not too much.

Basically it is kind of a typical forbidden love. Tuscot may have all the excitement every night, but he can’t marry Salima. This had become the main problem. Because they were truly in love, Tuscot blindly decided to marry her. But it was objected by the governor and also the tribe. So with frustration he went back to England. A year later he married the governor’s daughter and go back to Sarawak. And the stories of forbidden love start again…

The cinematography was just fine. Background of Sarawak rainforest is very attractive beside Jessica Alba. Trees, wild life, and the tribe have successful create the true experiences of Sarawak in 1930s. However this movie is lack of effective background music. Some important scenes were not supported with the exact sound. It really spoils.

Overall, I found that it is quite an interesting movie. Splendid background and attractive actress become the strength of this movie for me. Honestly it is much better than ‘the Japanese story’.

*I wish I can have a sleeping dictionary for English*

holiday......!!??

First of all, I would like to apologies that I can’t post my blog last week. I have prepared it already, but… something happen to my lap top. I can’t open it. I don’t know why? So as a concern Malaysian, I took it for further check up. Sadly, my beloved lap top was positively infected by virus.. huh.. I had to reboot it. And that cost me RM80. But my memories with it are far more costly than that. My songs, my pictures, my games, Arghhh!!!! Everything lost….


We leave it aside…


This week I went back to my hometown. Small crowded historic city, packed with vast diversity types of cultures and people living in the same concrete jungle called Georgetown. My life in Penang I assumed that, it is a quite boring one. Playing games from sun rise to sunset, watching movies alone, eat, sleep…. Aaaah.. nothing is interesting.


But somehow there is a thing that I can’t resist form. That is Penang foods. I had estimated that the amount of what I eat for 3 days in Penang is equal to the amount of a week in kbu. My diet start with an irresistible nasi kandar in the morning, mee mamak for lunch, laksa penang in the evening, pasar malam foods for dinner and lastly my favorite char koay teaw for supper. Pergh… that for 3 days. If for a month, I can’t imagine how I’m gonna look like…



That one thing, but I am more concern about my homework. I don’t know why I can’t do my homework at home. Maybe there is lot of distraction or maybe I can blame the environment that did not encourage me to do my homework? But both are just accuses. The major thing is laziness. Holiday is for holiday. You need time for yourself and for your family. So why should you sacrifice the precious time for homework. Utilize it efficiently. You need to plan your time well. Every decision that you take to do your homework can change your life in the future. Lot of factor to be considers. Environment, motivation, style, position and energy level are the things that you need to think of. It’s like managing a football team in fifa manager 08. So use your time wisely and enjoy doing your homework…. :)